Oh what did the cutest lil' morning newscasters get up to today? Well, we have everyone being awkward with celebrated skincare spokeslady, Vanessa L. Williams. She Botoxes!
How Steve Doocy gets from "let's make jokes about your mic" to "Do you use Botox?" is a mystery that could only be solved by actually watching the whole show, so feh to that. Instead I'll just assume the best: the three hosts of Fox & Friends are just floating wisps of teeth and cat dander that just bounce into words and repeat them aloud, never knowing their meaning.
We could do this every day. Actually, we already practically do. So, I think I'm going to try to do a Fox & Friends clip every day until I leave. Because they're funny and ridiculous!