Fox & Friends-apalooza continues. Today the billy goats were chewing their grass and talking about that Bruno movie and the high school controversy. Gretchen was actually cool about it, Doocy was a jerk, and Bri-Bri just thinks he smells bad.

Gretchywetchy and Bri-Bri get kudos for not going for easy gay panic, and Doocy gets points off for doing just that. I mean, I'm pretty sure that's what it was when he looked at the camera and said "Not a good influence...", in response to Bruno taking gay-ish pictures with a high school football team. Yes, because the faux gay will come off of Bruno and stick to the football players, thus ruining poor unsuspecting hetero jocks forever.

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