God bless Shepard Smith, every non-wingnut's favorite Fox News personality. Today he almost murdered a "fill-in director" with his eyes for not knowing how to correctly work the teleprompter or something.

Shep was doing a segment on Wal-Mart with Major Garrett reporting from the White House when things went haywire. For a moment it looked as though he might explode into a Bill O'Reilly-esque "We'll do it live!" moment, but he maintained his composure (sort of) and just sat there looking exacerbated and making mean faces at people off camera before finally noting that the whole show was "coming off the rails."

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