No, argues one columnist who's not afraid to tell it like it is:

That's because the Twisted Sicko in question, Michael Jackson, "literally bought his children with the help of two brood mares and, apparently, his dermatologist — a group of amoral savages who had no problem giving their kids to a man who looked like the Phantom of the Opera and who behaved like a depraved worm."

Literally?

OK, I said it — and it's about time somebody had the nerve to say what millions of people must feel and believe about the once-talented black man who turned himself into a white woman before turning himself into a monster.

Ha...uh. Linda Stasi, ladies and gentlemen! Andrea Peyser is off today.
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