"We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"S

True story: tomorrow's my second day not working in 62 days! Take a wild guess what I'll be doing tonight! Meanwhile, if any news breaks, uh, just read the comments in this thread. We'll be back on Sunday.

Meanwhile, if you're reading this, go outside and celebrate our freedom from alien persecution everywhere. Have a great holiday, and Sarah Palin, please stop fucking up and resigning so I can get drunk during the day in peace tomorrow.