Ruth Madoff's 1BR Fixer-Upper

Ruth Madoff is looking at an Upper East Side apartment. A smallish one! According to somebody at her broker's office, probably, who leaked to the Post. Behold the grandeur of what could be Ruth's new, diminished home:

The Post says Ruth's broker is considering this spacious-ish 481 square-foot 1BR in the Trafalgar House on East 90th St. Only $465K, cheap!

This one bedroom's Southeast exposure brings an abundance of light into the apartment. With its many closets and large kitchen, which includes a dishwasher, all that's needed is a little TLC to transform the apartment into a lovely living space. Building amenities include a large laundry room along with a storage and bike area.

Haha! It is a total dump*, be honest. Check it out:
*Still much nicer than my apartment.