Oh, Gretchywetchy. The Fox & Friends hostess earned some points yesterday, but now she's lost them all again. The bewigged legumes were discussing the $18 million Recovery.gov website today and Gretchen just didn't understand it. It's a double entendre, right??

Except, no, it's not. A double entendre is when something kinda means two things at once. In this case, Gretchen, the idea that you're paying $18 million in tax money to start a site so taxpayers can see where their taxes are going might be called Irony, or it could be called Comedy. But not a double entendre.

Here. Let's help you out.

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Gretchen Carlson has two giant boobs = Double entendre! Because she has boobs on her body but also there are Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade.

Gretchen Carlson is paid lots of money to do nothing but blather on like an idiot = Not a double entendre! Just a statement of sad fact.