Shepard Smith was riffing about the latest additions to the Webster's Dictionary today when he suddenly started reminiscing about a deli on 48th street that served great schwarma, crispy pita bread, hummus and, that's right, falafel. Oops!
In the event you're somehow unaware of why the word "falafel" is an unholy profanity at Fox News, it dates back to the Andrea Mackris' sexual harassment suit against Bill O'Reilly in 2004, the one he settled out of court for what was rumored to be millions of dollars. Included in the court documents was the transcript of a phone call between O'Reilly and Mackris where he confused "falafel" for "loofah" in the course of sharing his shower fantasy with her.
So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business...
Then again, Shep's shown quite a rebellious streak of late, so maybe all of this was planned.