Billy Mays is dead, but his ghost will return to haunt your television until you order roll after roll of Mighty Tape, to quiet the bearded demon. It's what he would have wanted.

Billy filmed infomercials for Mighty Tape and the Mighty Putty Super Pack (do you really need both? Yes) before he died, and now that a suitable amount of time has passed (two weeks), the company is all set to roll 'em out.

"Billy loved being on camera. He loved making money for the companies that hired him," Sullivan said. "He'd roll over in his grave if the ads were being pulled off the air."

What a...great, great thing. Buy some tape, this tape is his legacy.