Please gather at the Hub on the 6th floor at 2:30 for welcome remarks by Rupert Murdoch.
The Hub is the Journal's new high-tech, multiplatform cyborg center for conquering news in the 21st Century. There are screens everywhere, used mainly for laughing at Fox Business Network.
The point being: This party sounds awesome (read: awkward), so please be sure to take some pictures and send them to us! email@example.com