Felix Dennis Is a Food Safety FanaticS

Felix Dennis is publishing's wild man! How is the former Maxim publisher and admitted (then hastily retracted!) murderer keeping himself busy these days?

By remaining a wild man, we hear! Wild man like a fox. Don't get it twisted: Felix Dennis may occasionally drink five bottles of wine and then confess to pushing some dude off a cliff, but he's no fool. He sold off Maxim and Blender for $250 million two years ago; today, Blender's folded, and Dennis' old company is totally financially fucked.

But Dennis still controls The Week, meaning he still has an excuse to play crazy publisher man! His latest adorable foible: a tipster tells us that Felix "shut down the office kitchen because people left milk out." And also, because he can. The man's a throwback! Why not send us more tales of Felix Dennis acting strangely, hmm?