Have you been watching the Sonia Sotomayor confirmation hearings? Us either! It's all just so damn ... boring! But the Daily Show has been watching and Jon Stewart had fun with some of the clips last night.

Seriously though, remember when confirmation hearings were political knife fights where people got "Borked" and grilled for days over comments about pubic hairs on a coke cans? We yearn for those days to return. For now we get Chuck Schumer crying. Sigh.