Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are probably boning, Mischa Barton has a serious "medical issue," Jon Gosselin's new lady is a walking white-trash stereotype, The Hoff parties with Lady Gaga, Madonna has "bingo wings" and Robert Redford gets married.

  • Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are so boning! They're working on a movie together, some impossibly dumb romantic comedy, and they've been spotted off-camera walking with their arms around each other! Like we said, they are boning hard on the regular, no doubt. [Daily Mail]

  • The LAPD arrived at Mischa Barton's West Hollywood apartment and removed her from the premises because she was having a "medical issue." [Sun]

  • Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend is a "party animal" with a "racy lesbian past," which probably means she got wasted and made out with girls in front of boys in rural Midwestern bars, just like every other girl her age. But whatever. [Gatecrasher]

  • After a ten year engagement, 72 year-old Robert Redford finally tied the knot with his fiancee, Sibylle Szaggars. [Page Six]

  • Michael Jackson's legs were riddled with gaping wounds resulting from the many injections and intravenous lines he had going into them. Who the hell puts an IV into the leg? Anyway, the pictures of Jackson's legs are freaking gross. You've been warned. [Daily Mail]

  • Another fairy tale romance bites the dust as Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil file for divorce in London. So there you go fellas—AWine is back on the market! [Mirror]

  • Zooey Deschanel likes to slather herself up with sunscreen because she like the way that it makes her smell. [Gatecrasher]

  • Kylie Minogue got pissed at her boyfriend the other night for making her wait in line for a drink in a bar or something so she slapped him across the face. [Page Six]

  • According to the Sun, Madonna is afflicted with something called "bingo wings," which is apparently British slang for the droopy skin that hangs from a woman's upper arms. So much for those Tracy Anderson workouts, eh? [Sun]

  • The Hoff and Lady Gaga were spotted partying together in London on Tuesday night. Need we even say anything more? [Mirror]