"Plankton My Ass."

Got dayum you kids are sassy. But the drippiest, funkiest, sassiest zing of the week comes from momof3wildkids with this gem of an exchange on Shark! Shark! Shark!:

momof3wildkids: Plankton my ass. A vegetarian does NOT get that big.
kimsama: Yeah, nothing gets big on plankton. I mean, except blue whales and all.
momof3wildkids: You've obviously not read Pinocchio or Jonah and the Whale. ;)

Keep the zings coming, and keep them zesty.

Zing of the Week brought to you by Miracle Whip. Yum!