Got dayum you kids are sassy. But the drippiest, funkiest, sassiest zing of the week comes from momof3wildkids with this gem of an exchange on Shark! Shark! Shark!:

momof3wildkids: Plankton my ass. A vegetarian does NOT get that big.
kimsama: Yeah, nothing gets big on plankton. I mean, except blue whales and all.
momof3wildkids: You've obviously not read Pinocchio or Jonah and the Whale. ;)

Keep the zings coming, and keep them zesty.

Zing of the Week brought to you by Miracle Whip. Yum!