Glenn Beck went girly-ballistic on a radio caller Wednesday, mustering all the white rage he could to squeak out a high-pitched "Get off my phone!" Naturally, internet people made funny videos. Here's ours, and some of our favorites.

In addition to our attempt to situate Beck in the history of internet hissyfits, we also quite liked these musical adaptations:

The vampire metal remix.

The death-metal remix.

And this bluesy little number really captures the natural musicality of Beck's unhinged hatred.

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