"Coca-Cola is a delightful palatable and healthful BEVERAGE. It relieves fatigue and is indispensable for (Business and Professional) MEN: Students, Wheelmen, Athletes. It relieves mental and physical exhaustion." And for the ladies?
"Is the favorite drink for LADIES when thirsty, weary and despondent."
Coke ad, circa 1905. Suck it, Coke ads circa 2009.