Coca-Cola: Superior to Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Heroin SyrupS

"Coca-Cola is a delightful palatable and healthful BEVERAGE. It relieves fatigue and is indispensable for (Business and Professional) MEN: Students, Wheelmen, Athletes. It relieves mental and physical exhaustion." And for the ladies?

"Is the favorite drink for LADIES when thirsty, weary and despondent."

Coke ad, circa 1905. Suck it, Coke ads circa 2009.
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