Jon & Mike: The Seventh Seal of Hamptons Armageddon Has Been BrokenS

Our last shred of hope that the Hamptons are full of fabulous people doing wonderful things that we just can't afford has been dashed. It's confirmed that these two fratboy fameballs have been palling around in Southhampton.

Guest of a Guest has the full dispatch claiming that LiLo's pops and Minus-Kate-and-Eight are on a bottom-feeder double date with two blonde bimbos.

The two were double dating with their arm candy by strolling Jobs Lane, stopping in at T.C. Menswear, and lunching at The Driving Seat. So here's a heads up: If you are currently in Southampton, be on the look-out. The number of fame-whores in the area have definitely gone in to overdrive.

This is the worst blow to the Hamptons glamour since Lizzie Grubman still had a driver's license.

It makes sense, though. The two have plenty to talk about: how to stay away from and attract the paparazzi, selling your soul for a reality show, ex-wives with horrible hair, wanton attention seeking, and, of course, living off their children. Ugh.