Megan Fox Refuses to Compromise Her Artistic Integrity By Portraying a Bond Girl

Megan Fox turns down the chance to be the next Bond girl, Amy Winehouse goes on trial for assaulting a charity ball dancer, Lily Allen has a new man, Simon Cowell turns 50, and Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick split.

  • Megan Fox has turned down a role as a Bond girl in the new Bond flick, presumably to play Lady Macbeth at the Old Vic or something. [Gatecrasher]

  • Mischa Barton's publicists have been trying hard to use her recent breakdown to land her on the cover of a few of the celebrity weeklies, but no one took the bite. Flack life is hard yo. [Page Six]

  • Amy Winehouse is on trial in the UK for beating up a dancer at a charity ball who asked for an autograph. The prosecutor in the case says that it's likely that Amy was under the influence of something when the incident went down, shockingly. [Mirror]

  • T.R. Knight says that he left Grey's Anatomy because Shonda Rhimes was cutting down his character's screen time. [EW]

  • Gossip Girl co-stars/boners Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick may be on the outs with each other. They were supposed to co-host some event at the MGM Grand at Foxwoods and he totally didn't show up because he was pissed at her. [Page Six]

  • Ha! After ESPN lashed out at the Post for printing stills of the Erin Andrews nude peephole video, Page Six is attacking ESPN by saying that it's the network's fault that the video was made public in the first place. [Page Six]

  • Whitney Houston gave serious consideration to giving up music three years ago to move to an island and open a little fruit stand. [Gatecrasher]

  • Lily Allen has traded in her old man art dealer ex-boyfriend for a young, struggling artist. She is reported to be "completely smitten." [Sun]

  • Rihanna is in London recording an album and Jay-Z swooped in to take her out for dinner and champagne and we can't help but wonder if there isn't something going on between these two. [Mirror]

  • Simon Cowell is having a 50th birthday party soon, an event that 17 of his ex-girlfriends are set to make an appearance at. We're not sure if we should admire or pity him. [Mirror]