• By Hamilton Nolan
    Jul 23, 2009 10:36 AM 15,077
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    Love and Crime on Long Island

    Is there a way for the old "Teacher Arrested For Sleeping With Student" to combine with the old "Man Solicits Underage Sex on the Internet" to produce a new, stupider crime? On Long Island there is.

    A Long Island teacher was caught having sex with a 15-year-old girl in the parking lot of an elementary school, officials said yesterday.
    Daniel Rothbard, 28, met the girl online and arranged to meet her in person at the Westbrook Elementary School in West Islip, cops said.

    Back seat of his Honda in the elementary school parking lot? Hey, why not???
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