Kurt Andersen enjoyed an intimate, sexy moment with Michelle Obama; a Chicago Tribune writer made an orgy of his meal and Micki Maynard rocked out. The Twitterati were feeling carnal.

Radio host Kurt Andersen was practically seduced by the First Lady.

The table manners of the Chicago Tribune's Bill Daley offended someone.

The Huffington Post's Matthew Palevsky filed some citizen journalism about his flight.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Micki Maynard would like you to know her New York Times podcast is badass.

Howard Kurtz of the Washington Post explained DC's bewildering lingo to the plebes.

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