In a lesser town, Emmanuel "Ojo" Ojofeitimi would have been just another dude whose wife got angry at him for cheating and poured a cauldron of boiling water over his genitals while he slept. In New York, we have tabloids!
"I didn't know what had happened. By the time I woke up, the skin was falling off," Ojofeitimi said.
"It sounded like a woman screaming," a neighbor in their Springfield Gardens building said of the 6 a.m. attack.
Between the Daily News and the Post, this story got a total of nine bylines today. If the Al "Grits" Green incident happened today, an entire spinoff paper would need to be launched. Tabloids: there when we need them.