The promotional campaign for The September Issue, R.J. Cutler's documentary about Vogue, includes downloadable ringtones of Anna Wintour's terrified assistant answering her boss' phone: "Anna Wintour's office?" Be the first on your block!

You can also get Vogue editor-at-large André Leon Talley saying, "It's a famine of beauty, honey—my eyes are starving for beauty." The ringtones are here.

No ringtones featuring Wintour's fluttery voice are available, but there's a workaround: Simply turn your ringer off, which will approximate the icy sound of Wintour silently judging you every time someone calls.

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UPDATE: CityFile produced, on their own, ringtones featuring Wintour and Talley back in January. Now where would The September Issue's flacks have gotten the idea?