Now You Can Carry The Chilly Terror of Working at Vogue In Your PocketS

The promotional campaign for The September Issue, R.J. Cutler's documentary about Vogue, includes downloadable ringtones of Anna Wintour's terrified assistant answering her boss' phone: "Anna Wintour's office?" Be the first on your block!

You can also get Vogue editor-at-large André Leon Talley saying, "It's a famine of beauty, honey—my eyes are starving for beauty." The ringtones are here.

No ringtones featuring Wintour's fluttery voice are available, but there's a workaround: Simply turn your ringer off, which will approximate the icy sound of Wintour silently judging you every time someone calls.

UPDATE: CityFile produced, on their own, ringtones featuring Wintour and Talley back in January. Now where would The September Issue's flacks have gotten the idea?