How to promote oneself in this crowded multimedia world? By making sure—at all times—to be flanked on both side by naked models. It worked for this guy. Or did it?
[Via Agency Spy] Other ideas:
Learn to dance.
Do whatever Ronn [sic] Torossian says. Communicate gooder!
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