A Cop, a Politician and a Professor Walk Into a Bar...

The only political news anyone (well, anyone in the White House press corps) cares about is the White House beer toast between Barack Obama, Henry Louis Gates and Cambridge cop James Crowley. Will a drunken brawl break out? Probably not.

The official White House schedule announcing the suds summit courtesy of Patrck Gavin. We can't wait for quitting time.