Drunken Man-Beast Collapses on Wall StreetS

This blurry photo was purportedly taken in the dark heart of Wall Street this morning. As you can see, it clearly shows... uh...

—A banker who drank too much last night?
—A frat boy hazing victim?
—A banker hazing victim of a secret Wall Street banker frat?
—A publicity stunt?
—A never-before-seen half-man half-bull underwear monster?

Or what? Your explanations in the comments, please.
[Thanks to The Big Lead, who sent this to us. Dealbreaker has some guesses too.]