• By Hamilton Nolan
    Aug 3, 2009 11:34 AM 3,950
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    America's Future First Couple

    Bronzed god Donny Deutsch would like to take Sarah Palin on a date. After the date he would like to bone her, marry her, and rule the nation together from atop a gleaming pile of salmon.


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