Slate's Jack Shafer now has people wondering whether he is, literally, humorless. It's either that or he's a bad joke-teller.
If crazy New Yorker cat lady Susan Orlean has an actual RAID array on her laptop, we're turning in our geek cards immediately.
This is why you should never agree to let the writer Touré ask you a hypothetical question.
CNN's Ed Henry can't get anywhere near Notre Dame without mentioning, preferably to a national audience, how the university rejected him once, long ago.