New York Post sex machine columnist Andrea "Sexy Sexual Sexiness Sex" Peyser has a column today headlined "'Sex' Is Lousy." LOL! At night we dream she's speaking directly to us. But is she right, or just insufficiently horny? You decide!

Where is sex not lousy? Andrea Peyser will tell you.

I'm headed back to Brooklyn, where the sex is good.

Okay? But sex is lousy at the audition to be an extra for the Sex and the City movie. Everyone there was either a whore from Jersey, or an old whore from Jersey, reports Andrea Peyser, sex journalist. None of these ladies revved Andrea Peyser's motor! [Pics: Getty]

None of You Jersey Sluts Are Sexy Enough For Andrea PeyserS

None of You Jersey Sluts Are Sexy Enough For Andrea PeyserS

None of You Jersey Sluts Are Sexy Enough For Andrea PeyserS

None of You Jersey Sluts Are Sexy Enough For Andrea PeyserS

None of You Jersey Sluts Are Sexy Enough For Andrea PeyserS

None of You Jersey Sluts Are Sexy Enough For Andrea PeyserS

Watch and learn, bitches.