College Rankings Totally Made UpS

Listicle publication Forbes says that the US Military Academy, of all places, is "America's Best College." Is that even allowed? Competitor listicle publication the Princeton Review has struck back with its own outrageously outside-the-box college ranking listicle items!

This "Princeton Review" would like you to "register" to read their listicles and probably dump who knows how much illegal porn onto your computer, but luckily IvyGate copied and pasted all their content. Look at this blatant traffic-whore scandalmongering linkbait:

Least Happy Students
1. Merchant Marine

Knowing the uproar that would cause amongst Merchant Marine boosters worldwide! And on top of that my alma mater has some of the worst food in all higher education?! What about the bagels?!

Journalism!