Well look who showed up holding hands on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards tonight! America's most ubiquitous fag-hag and the Alaskan cock-gangsta himself. It's love!
Of course, this is all just a publicity stunt. Griffin's a savvy, recently dumped publicity-whore and Levi's a painfully simple, recently-dumped publicity whore, so all of this makes perfect sense. Reports E! Online:
Asked what it's like being Griffin's date for the show, he smiled, "I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I'm told."
While Griffin has yet to visit Johnston in his hometown, she actually has been to Alaska.
"I have played Alaska, but so nowhere near where he grew up," she said. "I played a Rosie [O'Donnell] lesbian cruise there and I'm pretty sure Levi wasn't on that cruise. I mean, I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure Levi is not kicking it with the lesbian cruises."
Now behold, love, as captured by an AP red carpet photographer. First, like a good Alaskan gentleman, Levi seals it with a kiss:
And here's perhaps the most least passionate hand-hold even captured by still photography:
So the burning question on everyone's mind has to be — did Levi nail her?