Celebuspawn journalite Peaches Geldof "hits the streets" for Nylon with some good old-fashioned shoe leather reporting on that most intriguing of subjects: Denim. See if you can spot the following exchanges, which Peaches teases out of her subjects, using journalism:

Peaches: "If you had to sum up jeans in one word, what would that word be?"
Reply: "The hottest thing to wear."

And,

Peaches: "What's your message to the world?"
Reply: "Ehhh....."

One lady wisely pulls her child away from Peaches.

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