A blog lord lashed out at tourists in a train station; a fameball leered at Gotham's "social maladroits" and a British writer blew up over American English. The Twitterati were xenophobic and claustrophobic at the same time.

GigaOM's worldly Om Malik forgot we're all tourists somewhere. But they did keep him stuck on the local train system, which is bound to produce rage in any sane human.

Mediaite's Rex Sorgatz came to New York for the oddballs but stayed for the out and out freaks.

Social-media consultant Leah Jones will not be lectured by coffee snobs.

TechCrunch's Milo Yiannopoulos didn't appreciate the Guardian Yank-ing his chain.

Michael Gartenberg is allowed to brag about his gadget-nerd celebrity, assuming he always manages to viciously undercut himself in the same tweet like this.

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