• By Hamilton Nolan
    Aug 12, 2009 11:23 AM 892
    more about

    #swineflu

    Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves

    Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position

    The Swine Flu-Necktie Epidemic: How to Write a Cautionary Medical Article
    read more: #aporkalypsenow, #swineflu, #sickness, #death, #politicos, #appic, #rabbisintheskies

    Which World Leader Has Swine Flu Today?

    The President of Costa Rica has swine flu. He vows to "carry out my work by telecommuting"—presumably from the Conde Nast building, which is the Pig Flu World Headquarters. His nation's only hope now: Flying Rabbis.


    Send an email to Hamilton Nolan, the author of this post, at .