It's Time to Come Out of the Cartoon ClosetS

Family Guycreator Seth MacFarlane finally acknowledged Stewie Griffin is gay. That's kind of like saying a certain grey-haired CNN anchor has a thing for boys. Since MacFarlane is outing toons, these other targets had better close their Manhunt accounts.

It's Time to Come Out of the Cartoon ClosetS

Fred: If you wear an orange manscarf all the time and spend countless nights in the back of a van with a hottie like Daphne and haven't hit that, then you are a giant fag—just like Fred.

It's Time to Come Out of the Cartoon ClosetS

Race Bannon: He is Johnny Quest's the long-suffering babysitter bodyguard and the constant companion of his father, Dr. Quest. He also looks a lot like a certain grey-haired CNN anchor.

It's Time to Come Out of the Cartoon ClosetS

He-Man: This muscle Mary wears a harness and gets his power when he holds his sword erect. He might as well be bent over wearing chaps in an alley in Chelsea.

It's Time to Come Out of the Cartoon ClosetS

Snagglepuss: He's lisping and pink. Do you need it spelled out for you? When he says, "Exit, stage right," he's probably going to a rest stop on the New Jersey turnpike.

It's Time to Come Out of the Cartoon ClosetS

Rudolph: There's a reason why none of the other reindeer want to play his games, namely doctor. Good thing he married a big ol' queen. But that queen is a doctor, well, dentist. His Jewish mother is so proud.

It's Time to Come Out of the Cartoon ClosetS

Peppermint Patty: Bad hair. No makeup. Birkenstocks. Walking cliche.

It's Time to Come Out of the Cartoon Closet

Chip and Dale: Two guys who live together and love nuts.

It's Time to Come Out of the Cartoon ClosetS

Zan: Not only does the wondertwin wear purple spandex, but he also comes with his own fag hag.

It's Time to Come Out of the Cartoon ClosetS

Every Thundercat: Seriously, look at them. It's like someone made an Andrew Lloyd Weber musical even gayer. They've even recruited!