This Seattle Craigslist ad just says it all about Tucker Max's fan base, doesn't it? The lying, the hero worship, the stunted relationship with the opposite sex.

It's enough to make you suspect it was written by Tucker himself. But, as with the leaked clips from Max's film, it provides a service regardless of its authenticity: It baits Max's fratty target audience while giving everyone else a clue that they should run screaming from this movie, brah.

Prepare to have your heart melted:

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