Oliver Stone To Present 'A Crazy People's History of the United States'

We are actually super-excited for this: Oliver Stone is creating a "10-part documentary series for Showtime titled 'Secret History of America.'" A ten-hour Oliver Stone history of America! Can you imagine how crazy wonderful this will be?

Donald Sutherland breathlessly narrating the whole thing! James Woods-as-Harry Truman washing down painkillers with scotch before drunkenly deciding to drop the bomb! That annoying guy from Scrubs and the Miller Lite ads who is not James Woods also being involved, somehow! It will be wonderful.

We're still not getting Showtime, obv, but eventually we'll watch clips of it on the internet.