Robert Pattinson Doesn't Understand Why More Models Don't Want to Go Out With HimS

Robert Pattinson whines about not getting more hot chicks, Brad Pitt is a joint-rolling artist, Kate Major says boning Jon Gosselin was "amazing," Mariah Carey disses the Grammys, Alicia Silverstone gets naked and David Cook is dating an older woman.

  • Robert Pattinson says that he doesn't have a girlfriend, despite all the rumors about he and Kristen Stewart dating. He says he wishes he could just go out with models all the time, because that's what he thought life would be after becoming a movie star: "You always think you're going to get more girls after you've made a movie and it never happens. You sit there and you're like ‘I'm a big movie star and I want to go out with some models' but I don't know why that doesn't happen." Pattinson also said that LA women are nuts, which is exactly what he said about New York women a few weeks ago. [Mirror]

  • Brad Pitt says that he's "an artist" when it comes to rolling the perfect joint, and he's pretty skilled at coming up with new and innovative ways to smoke marijuana, according to Quentin Tarantino. [Page Six]

  • Mariah Carey say that she's tired of being dissed by the Grammy Awards and is withdrawing herself from consideration for the next cycle of awards. [Gatecrasher]

  • Anna Wintour is going to "ad-lib it" on Letterman this coming Monday night. Her people say that she's done plenty of live TV before and that handling Dave should be a breeze, though she wasn't pleased when she was told that she couldn't wear her sunglasses on the show. [Page Six]

  • Slutty former Star reporter broad Kate Major still won't shut up about boning Jon Gosselin. She now says they did three times and it was "amazing." Disgusting. [Gatecrasher]

  • Alicia Silverstone says that she enjoys gardening in the nude, a habit she picked up from Woody Harrelson, who she says she "used to spend a lot of time with." Hmmm! [Page Six]

  • Penelope Cruz is rumored to be pregnant with Javier Bardem's child and is hiding out from the photogs until she's further along in her pregnancy. [Page Six]

  • Former American Idol champion David Cook is rumored to be dating a woman almost a decade older than he is, a 35 year-old "busty Atlanta model" named Kimberly Johnson. [Page Six]