Are Any Good Williamsburg Jokes Left?

Grizzled CNN war correspondent Michael Ware just got done spending seven years in Iraq. Soon he'll go to rugged-est Afghanistan. But for now, he's living in... Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Quick, what's the joke?

"Well judging from that picture, he'll fit right in!"
"All those heroin-addicted hobo squatters make Williamsburg just like a war zone. He'll feel right at home!"
"All those rusting hulks of empty buildings make Williamsburg just like a war zone. He'll feel right at home!"
"We hope a puking pug dog on the L train doesn't trigger his PTSD!"
"Ware once had a fling with Lara Logan but he better not let Lara Logan visit him in Williamsburg or a dirty hipster might steal Lara Logan away because she is sexy and probably likes dirty hipster sex!"
"Eh."

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