Three Disney World employees have died at work in the last month and a half. Disney World is a hellish soul-eating death vortex.

Sweet Jesus, please, allow me to die frozen and alone in a pounding ice storm on the darkest barren Siberian tundra, rather than to pass away in Orlando. The WSJ lists the death toll—may God shepherd the souls of these unfortunate victims far, far away from the eternal mouse house:

  • Anislav Varbanov, 30, died this week while practicing a gymnastic move for the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" show.
  • Mark Prince, 47, died last week from a head injury while performing in a Disney pirate show.
  • Austin Wuennenberg, 21, died last month in a monorail accident.

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