Michael Jackson's personal doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray, is going to be arrested for manslaughter, possibly as early as next week. His personal dermatologist (and possible babydaddy), Dr. Arnold Klein, is also going down. Cable news is already licking its lips.

We already know Murray injected the anesthetic that killed the king of pop, but now Fox News has law enforcement sources saying that Murray is headed for the jailhouse. See, they're reporting on this shit already!

Nothing is good for ratings like good trial, and with all the kookery that went down inside the Jackson inner circle, this one is bound to be a doozy. The timing of the arrest is just subject to one final search warrant being executed next week at an L.A. pharmacy. It's still not clear whether creepy Conrad, who issued a YouTube video statement yesterday, will be allowed to surrender himself in L.A. or if he will be arrested in Houston where he is staying. Segment producers at CNN, MSNBC, and FoxNews all hope that wherever they track him down that he flees in a white Bronco down the highway. So do Marsha Clark, Kato Kaelin and Star Jones, who have nothing better to do than be paid commentators.

Dermatologist Klein—who some say is the father of MJ's children, and who tried to insinuate himself into their custody hearing—should also get ready for finger printing. The investigation into his specific role in Jackson's death is still ongoing, but we can expect to see him hauled to the clink in the next two weeks. And if he's already made all these fireworks surrounding the custody trial, just wait until he gets on the stand. It's going to be better than Phil Spector's wig trying on a black leather glove and screaming, "You can't handle the truth!"