Trained Blackwater assassination squads will probably track us down and liquidate us for this but the people need to know: Dick Cheney has Gulf War-themed Russian nesting dolls painted to look like members of George H. W. Bush's administration.

And he keeps them displayed out in the open, in public, for visitors to see. Because Colin Powell is smaller than he is, probably.

This is via Wonkette who found a public Picassa gallery of some wedding party that the Cheneys hosted at their home. Here is another one, of Dick Cheney's "CHENEY" cattle brand.

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