You could be the proud new owner of The Madoffs' Montauk beach estate, for the low low price of $8.75 million or so! Click through for a photographic tour of your future party pad—including the sexxxy room!

Tour Bernie Madoff's Lovely Beach House

The front of the house thing!

Tour Bernie Madoff's Lovely Beach House

The porch!

Tour Bernie Madoff's Lovely Beach House

The dining room!

Tour Bernie Madoff's Lovely Beach House

The living room!

Tour Bernie Madoff's Lovely Beach House

The kitchen!

Tour Bernie Madoff's Lovely Beach House

The master bathroom!

Tour Bernie Madoff's Lovely Beach House

The pool!

Tour Bernie Madoff's Lovely Beach House

Where the magic happens!

[Pics: AP]