Suicide Bomber Bird Attacks Mayor-for-LifeS

Ever since Bloomberg and the Port Authority executed the adorable kittens of JFK's Happy Cat Camp, unchecked terror-birds have been waging war on the city of New York. And now they are going after Mayor Mike himself.

Apparently a bird of some kind—possibly a goose or a starling or a Romulan Warbird—struck a Dassault 900EX carrying Bloomberg and others to Ted Kennedy's funeral. The plane landed safely and everyone was unharmed, but this was obviously just a warning.