Not to step on Brian's toes — full Top Chef recap is coming — but it was not a good night for Googlers. If you click this, you do not get to complain about spoilers.

Preeti Mistry was eliminated from the Top Chef competition on Bravo last night after serving pasta salad. The cafeteria chef should blame her Google bosses for turning her repertoire so pedestrian with their cost-cutting. An Army marches on its stomach; Google is obviously doomed. Via Peter Kafka at AllThingsD.

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