The nice white people at Fox & Friends just hate "potty mouth politics," so they asked Michelle Malkin to come on and talk about how we should all just disagree with dignity and civility.

Instead of, I don't know, calling Barack Obama's wife his "crony"? Or calling newspaper editors drooling idiots (most are, but still)? Or writing any number of things that caused a Norfolk, Va., newspaper to drop her column because the editor got sick of her "mean-spirited rantings"?

Anyway, guess how long it took after Malkin agreed that we should all try to be "classy" when we attack our political opponents until she called a political opponent a "two-bit...hustler"? Two minutes!

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