Lindsay Lohan Tries to Get a Piece of the True Blood-Twilight Action

Lindsay Lohan's been chillin' on the DL lately, when she's not beefing with bodegas or working on Robert Rodriguez's new film. So what's she up to with all that extra time? Envying the vampire capitalism she's not a part of.

LaLo posted these pictures to her Twitter recently; they even have strangely unintelligible captions. It's our public duty to bring forth the vampire menace that once, interestingly enough, served her community service at a Red Cross, with a book entitled BLOOD under her arm. Granted, with The Vampire Diaries on the way, True Blood picking up more fans, and Twilight being all the rage, Lohan's bloodthirst for a vampire property is fiscally smart, as is her specific tribute to True Blood, but it might be too late. We suggest she invest in the next frontier of teenage fantasticism (hopefully: robots). In the mean time, there's this.