Bernie Madoff is quite the real estate enthusiast! Last week his beach house went on sale (and offers are pouring in). Now, the real prize: Madoff's UES penthouse and house-arrest area is on sale for $7 million. It's decent.

The patio, from which Madoff would toss pennies at innocent passersby below.

Ruth Madoff's home office. Only pure thoughts ever existed within these walls.

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Ruth Madoff's personal bathroom. She probably peed in this shower.

This evil kitchen gave sustenance to Bernie Madoff.

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Bernie Madoff bought a flat screen TV and exercycle for this bathroom just because he could.

The foyer and dining room. Yea, it's big.

A poster commemorating the time Bernie conned a fish out of $3.5 million.

The master bedroom. Canopy bed? What a dork.
[Pics: AP]