Bernie Madoff is quite the real estate enthusiast! Last week his beach house went on sale (and offers are pouring in). Now, the real prize: Madoff's UES penthouse and house-arrest area is on sale for $7 million. It's decent.

Bernie Madoff's Penthouse Prison

The patio, from which Madoff would toss pennies at innocent passersby below.

Bernie Madoff's Penthouse Prison

Ruth Madoff's home office. Only pure thoughts ever existed within these walls.

Bernie Madoff's Penthouse Prison

Ruth Madoff's personal bathroom. She probably peed in this shower.

Bernie Madoff's Penthouse Prison

This evil kitchen gave sustenance to Bernie Madoff.

Bernie Madoff's Penthouse Prison

Bernie Madoff bought a flat screen TV and exercycle for this bathroom just because he could.

Bernie Madoff's Penthouse Prison

The foyer and dining room. Yea, it's big.

Bernie Madoff's Penthouse Prison

A poster commemorating the time Bernie conned a fish out of $3.5 million.

Bernie Madoff's Penthouse Prison

The master bedroom. Canopy bed? What a dork.
[Pics: AP]