Nicole Richie just had a baby boy. His name is Sparrow James Midnight Madden. We love that celebrities don't give their spawn normal people names.

But with Sparrow, Shiloh, Apple, Bluebell, Blanket and Kal-El all snatched up, it might seem to the new celeb parent that they are running out of insane name options. To help the busy model/actress/mother save a little time leafing through the thesaurus, we've suggested a few ready to go names for the next generation of Young Hollywood.

• Old Latrobe Kardsashian
• Dodo Centrifuge Simpson-Wentz
• Moustache Pandaboy Gosling
• Great Dane-Gayheart
• Michelin Sapphire Klum
• Chinoiserie Dymphna Jolie-Pitt
• Hardy Henson Affleck
• Revenge Validation Aniston
• Sophocles Giraffe Diaz

And, in the unlikely possibility that Ryan Seacrest stickst it to a lady and gets her knocked up:

• Tentacle Lavendar Seacrest

• What have we left out? Tomorrow's celebrity parents need your help? Post your suggestions please!

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